Too much pasta?

Spaghetti legs? How dare you! Wait a minute..... is that you Shelley? Always so quick with the witty comments.... well, maybe witty isn't quite the right word, but.... how are you? Still chatting up the boys/men/whoever happens to cross your path? Well, you had the figure for it darling, being an early developer & all that. Trouble is, the earlier you develop, the earlier you go to seed. Not that I'm talking about you, darling! Just a general observation...